While I was offline (it happens), Leo Leporte decided to release his cyber-jizz all over the web. It turns out, he is having some sort of a relationship with TWiT CEO, Lisa Kentzell, and a "scandalous" sex-chat between the two was inadvertently displayed by Laporte during a "This Week In Google" netcast, that he was hosting. Well, aren't we all shocked! No, neither am I.
Me [Laporte]: come over. I'm naked in bed (8:13 am)I don't know Laporte for as long as most others. I only started watching TWiT this year, after they moved into the TWiT Brick Shit House thing, but I tell you, from the moment I saw Laporte and Kentzell on screen together, I just assumed thy were an item. To me, it was as plain as day. Stuff was said, stuff was done, that extended way past normal colleague banter and horseplay.
[Laporte]: waiting for you. the door is open (8:13 am)
Lisa Kentzell: I love you. (11:48 am)
[Laporte]: i still smell and taste you. i adore you. (12:13 pm)
The Gawker article came just days after a heated TWiT debate about piracy, where Laporte argued that the old model of ownership is now defunct: he's [roughly] quoted as saying: "if it exists in a digital form, you can't stop bits being spread around the internet, and you shouldn't try to."
I'm surprised at the amount of idiots saying how "disappointed" they are with Leo. The Gawker article is as inane as saying something like: "Shock, horror: Leo Laporte discovered to have a penis! Lock up yer' wives and daughters!". I wouldn't have even mentioned it here, but I now finally have a god-damn reason to blog this song by George Michael. I have been itching for a reason for years, because I think it's the only song in existence where the lyrics describe the programming language, Java, as being "sexy". Don't be alarmed by the video. It's full of debauchery, and Michael appears to be hooked up to all kinds of pipes and machines, but enough about his recent tracheotomy.
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LEO LAPORTE’S CHILDREN ARE HOMOSEXUALS. HIS DAUGHTER IS A FLAMING LESBIAN. HIS SON, LESS SO. HE DESTROYED HIS FAMILY FOR HIS CAREER.
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS, LEO HAS RUN BASICALLY A JEW, VARIETY SHOW. HE IS NOT JEW. HE IS WHAT JEWS CALL A “SHABBOS GOY”
WHEN HE STARTED, HE DID HAVE BALANCE OF GENTILES, BUT SWITCHED TO ALMOST AN ALL-JEW FORMAT, WHICH WAS HIS UNDOING
lol I need moar comments like this!
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Did he actually mentioned this incident? Ive been listening to his Tech Guy podcast and never heard about it until noe
That's a good question. I didn't really follow up on it. I think he alluded to it briefly on an episode of TWiT. To be fair to him, he always stuck by the notion that you can't stop data, so I assume that's how he dealt with this situation.
Update: http://gawker.com/5952233/tech-guru-leo-laporte-cant-stop-revealing-his-sexxxy-texts-on-his-internet-tv-show
Anonymous: Ha! Thanks for that. I don't know why he just doesn't keep a dedicated phone for all the private stuff. It's not like he doesn't carry 4 or 5 phones around with him anyway.
I doubt he cares about it personally, but he's surely worried about sponsors balking at it.
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