I recently sampled two varieties of Tesco jellies, "Fruit Flavour Fish" and "Fruity Flavour Friends". I bought them purely because of the names. Fruit Flavour Fish, they managed to make English alliteration sound Japanese. It reminds of that scene where Tom Green comes across a vending machine in Japan:
Anyway, the thought of fruit and fish never really struck me as an apatising concept. They were ok though, very sugary but not tangy.
Everyone should have a Fruity Flavour Friend, they can be so festive. Tesco really love their "F" alliterations don't they, well I can think of other F words they could use. Not only did these look like little dildos but they also felt unnervingly like flaccid willies too. The lemon flavored ones tasted a bit chemical.
Posted at 02:05